“Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?”
Republican politician John Boehner came under fire today for using the phrase “Final solution to the homosexual problem”.
Boehner maintains he was unaware that the phrase had connotations of mass murder from the Nazis and insists that his plans were entirely innocent.
"Nobody is talking about mass murder here. I’m only saying the country has a problem with homosexuals and we need to solve that problem, perhaps with camps."
Coming under fire again for the mention of camps, Boehner explained, “I was not referring to concentration camps in any way shape or form, I was speaking of summer camps like the kind I send my own children to. A friendly, educational solution where we can bring homosexuals together and euthanize them.”
Boehner immediately explained that he meant “Jazzercise” and was hoping the proposed camps would provide fitness programs along with cross-gender education on how we can all get along together as a nation, going on to say, “Physical fitness is very important for the slave labor force I plan to condemn all American gays to until their painful, horrible deaths.”
Boehner’s public relations officers immediately explained this comment, claiming it was merely taken out of context and that what Boehner really meant to say was that he would enslave gays in concentration camps and force them to serve as laborers before executing them.
They offered no further corrections. That’s really what Boehner wants.
Exactly. I mean, why bother with hot-button issues when people don’t have jobs? We should only be working on job-creation and other noncontroversial issues. Like abortion.
Right. Because of all the jobs he saved by reading the Constitution aloud.
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys
This is literally the plot of the perks of being a wallflower
i don’t care i love it » capital cities (europe)The City of Light; The Forum; The Old Smoke; The Eternal City; The Grey City; Venice of the North; The City of Violet Crown; The Whitestone
the motley crew; a bloodlines mix.
For Sydney, Eddie, Jill, Adrian, Angeline, Trey, and Neil; the palm springs family and all they’ve been through together.
i. let the flames begin - paramore; ii. you know me - air traffic controller; iii. things we lost in the fire - bastille; iv. keep holding on - avril lavigne; v. gone, gone, gone - phillip phillips; vi. these times - safetysuit; vii. in my veins - andrew belle; viii. wake me up - avicii; ix. lean on me - (somo cover); x. we’ll all be - the maine; xi. marchin on - onerepublic; xii. team - lorde; xiii. best day of my life - american authors
01. Outlaws ~ David Lambert || 02. Dead Sea ~ The Lumineers || 03. You’re the One that I Want ~ Angus & Julia Stone || 04. Latch ~ Kodaline || 05. Wings ~ Birdy || 06. Medicine ~ Daughter || 07. Dead in the Water ~ Ellie Goulding || 08. My Fault ~ Imagine Dragons || 09. If You Can’t Sleep ~ She and Him || 10. Hear You Me ~ Jimmy eat World || 11. Where Is My Mind ~ Sunday Girl || 12. With Me ~ Sum 41 || 13. Last Hope ~ Paramore || 14. I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) ~ Sleeping At Last || 15. Love Remains The Same ~ Gavin Rossdale ||
Made a Sydrian fanmix while waiting for Silver Shadows, I hope you guys find it helpful because I’m going crazy waiting for SS.
“I thought it was a hallucination.”
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy